You  

Age: 16
Appearance; PINK HAIR CURVY HOT CHICK @w@
Personality: Why does that matter? You guys just pretend it’s you anyways.
[Insert pic obviously stolen from Pita Ten]

Scene One: You are a hot (a.k.a. freaky) angel out on a assignment to fu- I mean, make Sasuke “happy”.

Random angel: OMG I’LL MISS YOU MARY SU- I MEAN, AKARI! BYE ALL CAPS DESU!*hug hug*
You (I guess so?): OMG I WILL TOO!
Random angel: OMG BE HAPPY LIKE IN THIS RANDOMLY FOUND PIC THAT IN NO WAY RESEMBLES US![ART THEFT @w@]
You: OK!*waves*
Random angel:…..you can go now
You: naw
Random angel: LEAVE BITCH!*pushes you down to earth*
Jeez. Stupid Bitch.

Meanwhile…
Sasuke was walking alone, as usual, when he heard a thud. Turning around, he found himself face to face with some weird chick that fell from the sky.

   “Who the fuck are you?” he retorted, preparing to walk away before she could answer.

   “It's Britney bitch!” freaky girl replied, starting to dance to “Gimme More” by Britney’ Total whore’ Spears, causing Sasuke to start to back away slowly.

   “…Fuck off. Can’t you see I’m busy obliterating every person I hate?” Sasuke replied.

   “Oh no you don’t”, freaky girl said, and poked him in the forehead.

   “Ow! What the fu- OMG I LUBS YOU! LET’S SPEND EVERY WAKING MOMENT TOGETHER!’, Sasuke exclaimed, glomping freaky girl into the ground.

   “COOL I’M AKARI AND I WAS SENT TO WATCH OVER YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE SO EMO THAT GOD FEARS FOR HIS LIFE!” Akari said smiling. They then skipped off down the road.
  

Meanwhile……

The 14 year old fangirls start reading the story. They drool as they imagine Sasuke glomping them.
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