<Your POV, because apparently I have to switch POV instead of just writing it in 1st or 3rd person.>
After The introductions, Sasuke decided to take you back to his team. Unfortunately for Sasuke, things did not go as planned…

Karin: Who the hell is this bitch?
Sasuke: I LUBS HER!
Akari: I LUBS YOU TOO KAWAII DESU @w@
Karin: What the fuck!? Juugo, Sasuke’s fallen in love with some freaky chick with wings! Knock some obviously needed sense into him!
Juugo: Caaaaaaaaaaaaan you feeeeeeeeeel the looooooooooove tonighttttttttttt?
Karin: You know what, I give up. Suigetsu, are you sane?
Suigetsu: Until next chapter.
Karin: Fuck.
Meanwhile……
The fantards get pissed that there beloved story is getting killed by some bored teenager. They begin to contemplate a plot to get this removed….
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<Sasu-Sasu’s POV>
Itachi: I guess I’m supposed to show up for some big-ass fight scene, ‘cause that’s how I roll. Also, the author decided to make me ghetto. Word.
Akari: You! You murdered your family and made Sasuke angsty! IN THE NAME OF TRUTH AND JUSTICE, I WILL PUNISH YOU!
Itachi: *shoots Akari with AK-47 and misses* Damn
You: DON’T TOUCH MAH SHAWTY!
Itachi: HELL NAW!*takes out AK*
You: IMMA SHOOT YALL IN DA HEAD MOTHAFUCKA!
[Insert mindless violence here, because I really don’t want the rating going any higher than it already is.]
Meanwhile…
The author of this parody makes Itachi love Tupac, because west side is sooooooooooo better than east coast. Yeah, bite me Diddy. No seriously, bite me. I’ll sell your saliva on eBay. Sooooooooo….messing with characters personalities is fun. I’m surprised I haven’t done this before….blahblahrambleramblepieyowtf?!
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